Just thought this was amusing...

Ten things NOT to say at a farmers' market:

1.       These carrots have dirt on them.

2.       How much for one?

3.       If I buy two pounds of beans, do I get

discount?

4.       What kind of pesticides do you use?

5.       How much bio-diesel did you use to drive

here from Iowa, again?

6.       Were these beets humanely killed?

7.       Isn't grass-fed beef redundant? or But I

don’t like grass-fed beef.

8.       How come you never have creamed corn?

9.       Do you have change for a $100 bill?

10.             It's cheaper at (name of supermarket).

(courtesy of the Chicago Tribune... see the full article here)